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SUNDAY 2.15.04 / 9:23 / LINK

T
axes are bad. Bankrupt government is even worse, at least for those not at the top.
--Common Dreams, 2/15/04

"The lack of tax revenues means record national debt, states unable to pay their bills, impoverished public education, high unemployment, entrenched poverty, collapsing medical systems, a threatened Social Security system. The rich have multimillion-dollar rebates to buy private versions of all of these. As the poor get poorer, you don't have to pay them as much for personal services, the one sector of the working-class economy where there are still jobs.

"Ordinary people are competing against one another in impossible situations in order that a very few can win monetary rewards. In the world of Reality TV, that's called 'Survivor'. Turn off the television and it's called 'America'."

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2.15.04 / 6:35 / LINK

T
he incorporeal George Bush

It's getting very magical and metaphysical around here lately. People have been plumbing their recollections back thirty years, trying to remember if they'd ever run into George Bush in the Air National Guard.

For instance, Wayne Rambo (honest, and no relation to Sylvester Stallone) said, "I don't remember seeing him. (But) that does not mean he was not there," Wayne was a first lieutenant with the 187th Supply Squadron at the time in question.

No Wayne, it doesn't. But it doesn't mean he was there either.

I was in the Navy forty years ago. And I remember, quite clearly, most of the sailors I sailed with. I remember their names, their personalities, and could probably describe their twenty-something selves pretty accurately too. And if one of them had become president, I'm pretty sure I'd have noticed.

"Wally Nottleman, president! No shit?"

But maybe I just have a better memory than the president and those he served with.

Regardless --as further evidence of a national outbreak of magical thinking let's turn to the dental records released by the White House which were intended to support President George W. Bush's account of his Air National Guard service in Alabama. Great, but according to The Guardian, the AP contacted more than a dozen former members of the unit on Wednesday, and none could recall ever running into Mr Bush. Nor does the dentist recall treating Bush. But all of them told The Associated Press that doesn't mean he wasn't there.

Again, we have a group of otherwise mentally competent people, all of whom report never having experienced a very sepcific event: namely seeing George Bush in their midst when they were supposed to have been serving together in the Air National Guard. What they suggest instead is that the pre-presidential flyboy might have had some sort of supernatural ability to manage an incorporeal presence while they themselves actually showed up for duty...with their bodies.

As these negative witnesses imply, "Just because we never saw him around when he says he was here doesn't mean he never was here. It just means he was George W. Bush (a well-placed scion) and, therefore, capable of being any place he needed to be as his whims required." You may attribute this to good luck, better breeding, or having the same teacher as Kung Fu master David Carradine's "Grasshopper"--whatever. But it'll all come down to money and influence soon enough.

The best eye witness account of airman George's supernatural abilities to disappear in plain sight is that of retired Lt. Col. John (Bill) Calhoun, who, in a NY Daily news story, insists he saw Bush report for weekend duty in Alabama.

In his first accounting Calhoun said he saw Bush report for Guard duty "eight to 10 times for roughly eight hours at a time from May to October 1972." He later ammended that saying he saw Bush at drill on "...four to six occasions". This week in an interview with the Daily News Lt. Col. Calhoun whittled that down "...to at least four drills".

It's clear that we're lucky to have found someone who actually caught the nascent president in the act of disappearing from duty, yet showing up in spirit. Given Calhoun's trend, we would not be surprised that in his next interview the Col. reported that he never saw Bush, but that doesn't mean he wasn't there.

But George Bush's disappearing act really doesn't matter in it's particulars. The basic issue is that anyone with a shred of honesty --even Republican's-- would have to admit there is ever the slightest possibility George Bush enjoyed favored treatment in those dangerous years. It was no accident he wound up in the Air National Guard rather than slogging through some Vietnam jungle with working-class soldiers from East Podunk or the Bronx in the flower power years of that politically trumped-up war.

In fact in his book, "My American Journey," we have none other than the president's Secretary of State speaking to the issue of who served, and how. In that 1995 autobiography Colin Powell said, "I am angry that so many of the sons of the powerful and well placed ... managed to wangle slots in Reserve and National Guard units. Of the many tragedies of Vietnam, this raw class discrimination strikes me as the most damaging to the ideal that all Americans are created equal and owe equal allegiance to their country."

For some, though, class discrimination is as natural as falling into the presidency. This is what should matter to a nation stuck with the silver-spooned George W. The particulars of his story are important only as they reveal that while the probable Democratic nominee chose to lay his life on the line, George was busy forming an essential and enduring part of his character: enjoying the perks of influence while testing the meaning and value of connections and learning to smirk about it.

Related Articles

George's War - The Guardian, 2/12/04
Doubts about his Vietnam record dog Bush - The Guardian, 2/13/04


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2.15.94 / 5:22 AM / LINK

Keep your eyeballs open for character assassins

Keep your eyes pealed for stuff like this. It'll be out there all over the place as the right wing launches it's character assassination of John Kerry.

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2.15.94 / 5:02 AM / LINK

In the area of certainty god is often no help

Despite the lock-down minds of the fundamentally faithful the Lord is an expert at throwing annoying curves. If biblical clarity was the rule, we wouldn't have so many religions. And if nature was cut and dry there'd be no such thing as trans-gendered individuals.

An article at Pacific News Service by William Beeman brings natural ambiguity into the same-sex marriage debate, and makes some excellent points.

The "save-marriage" people want to write laws or put in place constitutional restrictions that define who may marry. They want to establish that marriage shall be between a man and a woman, period. But, not so fast. What is man after all? And what is woman?

Shall we base gender on secondary characteristics such as facial hair or the developement of breasts? Then what about millions of moustachioed women or the gynecomastia guys I encounter now and then who rival even the well-cantilevered Dolly?

Then there's the problem of babies born with gender ambiguity. These have to be assigned a gender by doctors before it's too late. But sometimes doctors, not being as tuned in to God's plan as the slews of bible-thumpers weighing in on the issue, guess wrong.

Ok, if we can't count on physical attributes, let's plumb the mind. Oh boy, now there's a can of worms we've been opening for eons with great success!

Psychologists tell us there's a condition known as gender dysphoria. This is when a person wakes up to find they're in the wrong body. These things happen. Ask Gregor Samsa. Those with gender dysphoria are the people we commonly call "trans-gendered". According to the PNS piece, "...experts estimate as many as 1.2 million Americans are transgendered."



And finally, what about the "berdache" or the hijra of India?
To learn more about these, and the other problems inherent in the argument for traditional marriage between a "man" and a "woman" read Beeman's article here.

There was a time conservatives wanted to keep government off our backs. Now they want us on our backs and government in the missionary position. Or, they want government at our backs, whichever gives them the greatest pleasure...if you catch my meaning.

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WEDNESDAY 2.11.04 / 6:19 AM / LINK

G
eorge is having a Martha Stewart moment: sending American jobs over seas? "It's a good thing"

The movement of American factory jobs and white-collar work to other countries is part of a positive transformation that will enrich the U.S. economy over time, even if it causes short-term pain and dislocation, the Bush administration said Monday.



2.11.04 / 6:01 AM / LINK

O
h great, one more reason to fear flying: missionary Christian Pilots

An American Airlines pilot is facing an internal investigation after reportedly asking Christian passengers to identify themselves, and suggesting that non-Christians on his flight were crazy.


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2.11.04 / 5:49 AM / LINK

Bill O'Rielly finally admits he was wrong about something.

"I was wrong. I am not pleased about it at all and I think all Americans should be concerned about this," O'Reilly said in an interview with ABC's "Good Morning America."

He said is is now skeptical of the Bush administration and apologized to viewers for supporting prewar claims that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

Now if Bill would just take a closer look at John Ashcroft...

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2.11.04 / 5:49 AM / LINK

A
nd how, then, will we fund the wars, Daddy?
"The tooth fairy, my Sweets, the tooth fairy."

Some top military brass are wondering exactly where the money will be coming from to run George Bush's Iraq and Afghanistan wars (that's plural ...he's running two wars at the moment, but he hasn't been reelected yet...). It's not coming out of the president's budget because he didn't include it there. And he's sure not going to get it from donations of his prime constituency, the big business class. So where, then, these generals and admirals wonder, will the money be coming from?

Appearing before a Senate panel, from left: Gen. Peter J. Schoomaker, Adm. Vern Clark, Gen. Michael W. Hagee and Gen. John P. Jumper.



"Appearing before the Senate Armed Services Committee, three of the four chiefs of the armed services expressed concerns about a financing gap, perhaps of four months, for the two missions, whose combined cost is about $5 billion a month.

"They were left out of President Bush's budget request for the 2005 fiscal year, with the administration saying it would make a supplementary request for up to $50 billion, probably next January — after the elections this year."

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TUESDAY 2.10.04 / 5:14 AM / LINK

H
ello, hello.. earth to Bush...

When the president had that hallucination a while back about spending vast sums of money to put men on Mars at the exact moment he was running up stupendous deficits and bleeding the government dry with his tax cuts he was probably just hoping he could get more people to come live there with him and his war department.

The way he talked about jobs in his interview with Tim Russert its obvious he doesn't live on earth ...especially in the United States. Maybe George isn't as dumb as they say, but it's possible he has some loose components rattling around somewhere.

Flying in the face of U.S, joblessness the president said everything's just swell in the "ballooning" job market. Which makes sense. Three guys living alone on the martial planet (Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld, and curious George), they've all got jobs... 100% employment! Where's the problem?

Paul Krugman calls this thinking surreal. He's being kind.

But why would a man sit there and go on about how his policies are working in the face of the stats? Krugman speculates: "I think, ...Mr. Bush has no choice. He has literally gone for broke, with repeated tax cuts that have fed a $500 billion deficit. To justify policies that more and more people call irresponsible, he must claim that wonderful things are happening as a result."

I call this living on Mars.

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Here's a NY Times editorial on the subject

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Oh, and add one more to the population of Mars. NY Times columnist David Brooks lives there too if he thinks George Bush is thinking these things.

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2.09.04 / 5:07 AM / LINK

E
ver heard of the Greenland pump? You ought to learn.

Some treat global warming as a myth. Some say, No so fast... Where do you fall?

Wait. Better read this before you gas up your SUV again.

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2.09.04 / 4:48 AM / LINK

F
ollow the money. Well, ...don't follow that money.

As reported by Greg Palast, American investigative reporter for the British paper, The Observer, "Dr. A. Q. Kahn is the Dr. Strangelove of Pakistan, the 'father' of their bomb and, says a former associate, a crusader for its testing . . . on humans. On April 25, 1998, Kahn met at the Kushab Research Center with General Jehangir Karamat, then army chief of staff, to plan a possible preemptive nuclear strike on New Delhi, India."

An interesting thing about our lack of itelligence about Dr. Kahn and his labs is that although "The Bush Administration has expressed shock at the disclosures that Pakistan, our ally in the war on terror, has been running a nuclear secrets bazaar. In fact, according to the British News Team’s sources’, Bush did not know of these facts because, shortly after his inauguration, his National security Agency (NSA) defectively stymied the probe of Kahn Research Laboratories. CIA and other agents could not investigate the spread of “Islamic Bombs” through Pakistan because funding appeared to originate in Saudi Arabia.

Greg Palast and David Pallister received a California State University Project Censored Award for this expose based on the story broadcast by Palast on BBC Television Newsnight.

According to both sources and documents obtained by the BBC, the Bush Administration “Spike” of the investigation of Dr. Kahn’s Lab followed from a wider policy of protecting key Saudi Arabians including the Bin Laden Family.

Go here for the story.

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